THE FOOT IS KILLING ME
99 bottles of dicks on the wall, 99 bottles of dicks
you take one down, pass it around
and everyone freaks the fuck out because why do you have 99 bottles of dicks on your wall?
IS THIS A REAL THING?
IT IS GOOD LORD I HAVE FOUND MY HOME
When Jensen’s handler slid him the picture he put his marker down for a minute and stared at the picture before clearing his throat, “Oh man yeah… she’s… yeah.” was all he said before smiling at me. He said thank you to me and handed me the picture and I told him that she was my hero and my everything and he laughed and told me, “She’s mine too, and I know she would love to hear you say that.”
Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]
it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs
wtf it literally is exactly a perfect onpoint description you dont understand please press play this is now my jam in hell
That is what it is. No question about. That description is just spot on.
Shit I didn’t actually think the description would fit so well I am crying
I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widow’s “very specific skillset” is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widow’s superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.
She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows that’s why she’s there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldn’t work.)
And this is why she’s so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation — and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesn’t know how to manipulate a creature if it doesn’t have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that she’s used to using.
how do i get people to talk to meeee