mszombi:

meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

(Source: meladoodle)

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marysmorsten:

GOD BLESS GUILLERMO DEL TORO

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jimmyneuteredtron:

fangartist:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

alienaelizabeth:

drunkaster:

harrys so cute i want 7

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its funny cause the hp fandom hijacked a post that was about harry styles

Slow clap for the HP fandom

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doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 



Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

doyouwannabuildasnowman:

invanity-wetrust:

ticklesthesomething:

geminihoneybee:

olitwist:

toluicacid:

pink-nation-xoxo:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child…

and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child

This was the most realistic Disney movie ever.

yeah the part where the house flies off due to a bunch of balloons was very realistic 

Actually they consulted an architect about how many balloons exactly it would take to do that to a house of that exact size and weight. They calculated that moment using a physics engine and took everything into account. Unless a professional architect as well as all of the physics professors who put their effort into that highly advanced physics engine are wrong, that take off was actually very doable and scientifically accurate.

GET WRECKED SON

It just got better

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s-kinnie:

My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

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tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

(Source: tympanista)

308,604 notes

prismatic-bell:

math-is-magic:

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

TOO SOON!

IT WAS 102 YEARS AGO AND THE LAST SURVIVOR DIED IN 2009

prismatic-bell:

math-is-magic:

queer-multifandom-antichrist:

belatedmedia:

I shouldn’t have laughed.
I SHOULDN’T HAVE LAUGHED!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

TOO SOON!

IT WAS 102 YEARS AGO AND THE LAST SURVIVOR DIED IN 2009

(Source: blazepress)

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seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: villiago)

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abeaconhillspack:

I don’t think we will ever get enough of that smile.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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sashkash:

Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.

sashkash:

Freckle Friday | Angry freckled Cecil.

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socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

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solarchaser13 said: I have used amazing and awesome magic. I am now a box. I am your friend.

tinyboxtim:

Of course you’re my friend, but you didn’t need to become a box to be my friend.

-Your little biscuit, Tim

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